- Special thanks goes out Chrispington for doing the amazing voices!
   And to Gonzo for the epic game-over/level complete/game complete screens!
 - What do the statues of the past, present, and future have in common? 
   Winged demons (birds) pooing on them viciously. Play as special statues 
   who have had enough… go through time and get revenge on these flying 
   bastards using the best weapons possible.
 - Instructions and controls are in-game.