| 5TH Cell | Spawn a 5TH Cell employee. |
| All New | Complete a level with objects you've never used before. |
| Architect | Write 2 buildings. |
| Arrrrrr | Attach the Jolly Roger to a flagpole. |
| Audiophile | Write 2 or more instruments or audio objects. |
| Bioterrorist | Introduce the plague and infect 2 or more people. |
| Botanist | Write 2 or more plants. |
| Chauffeur | Drive a vehicle with more than one passenger |
| Chef | Write two or more foods |
| Closet | Write two or more clothes. |
| Combo | Combine any two objects together. |
| Cupid | Shoot a humanoid with Cupid's arrow. |
| Decorator | Write 2 furniture objects. |
| Electrolysis | Shock someone with electricity. |
| Elemental | Write more than one element. |
| Entertainer | Write 2 or more entertainment objects. |
| Entomologist | Spawn two or more insects. |
| Environmentalist | Write 2 or more environmental objects. |
| Explosive | Spawn two or more objects that explode. |
| Exterminator | Two or more humanoidsor animals start a level, and are destroyed. |
| Fantasynovel | Write 2 fantasy objects. |
| Fashion Designer | Cloth Maxwell's head, body, legs, feet and give him an accessory. |
| Firefighter | Put out at least 2 fires. |
| Genius | Complete a level twice in a row. |
| Glutton | Feed someone or something 3 times in a row. |
| Gold Digger | Spawn three or more precious stones. |
| Grab and Go | Write 2 or more grabbing tool objects. |
| Haxxor | Write 5 or more developers. |
| Healer | Spawn two or more medical objects. |
| Herpetologist | Write 2 or more reptiles. |
| Humanitarian | Write two or more humans. |
| Infected | Spawn a zombie and make it infect at least two humanoids. |
| Janitor | Spawn two or more cleaning objects. |
| Jockey | Use an animal as a vehicl.e |
| Joust | Defeat a knight while Maxwell is mounted. |
| Knight School | Kill a dragon using a melee weapon. |
| Luddite | Short out 3 or more objects. |
| Lumberjack | Cut down three or more trees. |
| Mad Hatter | Place a hat on four or more humanoids or animals. |
| Magician | Use the magic wand to turn something into a toad. |
| Marine Biologist | Write 2 or more fish. |
| Mechanic | Jump start a vehicle. |
| Messiah | Turn a humanoid into a deity. |
| Militant | Use 2 weapons and 1 weaponized vehicle. |
| Miner 49er | Dig a massive hole. |
| Miser | Obtain a total of 300,000 or more Ollars |
| New Object | Write a completely new item. |
| No Weapons | Don't write a weapon to complete a level. |
| Novice Angler | Catch a fish with a fishing pole. |
| Old School | Write 2 or more classic videogame objects. |
| Organ Donor | Spawn two or more organs. |
| Ornithologist | Write 2 or more birds. |
| Paleontologist | Spawn two ore more dinosaurs. |
| Pariah | Make 3 humanoids or animals flee. |
| Pi | Earn exactly 314 Ollars in a level. |
| Picasso | Write 2 or more drawing object tools. |
| Pilot | Spawn two or more aircraft. |
| Prodigy | Complete a level 3 times in a row. |
| Pyromaniac | Set at least 4 objects on fire in a level. |
| Reanimator | Bring a corpse back to life. |
| Roped In | Write 2 or more rope objects. |
| Russian Doll | Place an object inside another object, and then place that object into a third object. |
| Savior | Two or more humanoids or animals start and finish a level alive. |
| Sea Two | Write 2 or more sea vehicles. |
| Series of Tubes | Spawn 'tube' five times. |
| Shoveler | Spawn two or more digging objects. |
| Smasher | Write 2 or more melee weapons. |
| Smuggler | Hide an item in a container. |
| Split Personality | Write 2 or more cutting or splitting tool objects. |
| Stealth | Destory a security camera. |
| Sweet Tooth | Write 2 or more junk foods. |
| Tooling Around | Write 2 or more tool objects. |
| Washington | Chop down a Cherry tree. |
| Water Jockey | Use a sea animal as a vehicle. |
| Whisperer | Ride a hostile animal. |
| Zookeeper | Write two or more animals. |
