Team Fortress 2 Cheats For Personal Computer

Steam Achievements - Soldier Update

Unlockable	How to Unlock
Ain't Got Time to Bleed	Kill 3 players with the Equalizer in a single life without being healed.
Backdraft Dodger	Kill a Pyro who has airblasted one of your rockets in the last 10 seconds.
Banner of Brothers	Buff 5 steam friends at once with the Buff Banner.
Bomb Squaddie	Destroy 10 sticky bombs with the shotgun in a single life.
Brothers in Harms	Kill 10 enemies while assisting or being assisted by another Soldier.
Crockets Are Such B.S.	Shoot two non-boosted crit rockets in a row.
Death from Above	Rocket jump and kill 2 enemies before you land.
Death From Below	Kill 10 opponents who are airborne with the Direct Hit.
Dominator	Get 3 dominations in a single life.
Duty Bound	While rocket jumping kill an enemy with the Equalizer before you land.
Engineer to Eternity	Kill an Engineer as he repairs his sentry gun while it's under enemy fire.
For Whom the Shell Trolls	Bounce an opponent into the air with a rocket and then kill them with the shotgun before they land.
Frags of our Fathers	Gib 1000 people.
Geneva Contravention	Kill 5 defenseless players after a single match has ended.
Gore-a! Gore-a! Gore-a!	Provide the enemy with a freezecam of you taunting over 3 of their body parts.
Guns of the Navar0wned	Kill 5 Engineer sentries while you are standing outside of their range.
Hamburger Hill	Defend a cap point 30 times.
Medals of Honor	Finish a round as an MVP 10 times.
Mutually Assured Destruction	Kill an enemy sniper with a rocket after he kills you.
Near Death Experience	Kill 20 enemies with your Equalizer while you have less than 25 health.
Out, Damned Scot!	Kill 500 enemy Demomen
Ride of the Valkartie	Ride the cart for 30 seconds.
SMASH	Assist a Medic in exploding 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge.
Screamin' Eagle	Kill 20 enemies from above.
Semper Fry	Kill 20 enemies while you are on fire.
Spray of Defeat	Use a grenade to gib a player.
The Boostie Boys	Buff 15 teammates with the Buff Banner in a single life.
The Longest Daze	Kill 5 stunned players.
Trench Warfare	Kill your nemesis with a shovel.
Tri-Splatteral Damage	Kill 3 enemies with a single critical rocket.
War Crime and Punishment	In a single life, kill 3 enemies who have damaged a Medic that is healing you.
War Crime Spybunal	Kill a Spy who just backstabbed a teammate.
Where Eagles Dare	Get the highest possible rocket jump using jump and crouch.
Wings of Glory	Kill an enemy soldier while both you and the target are airborne.
Worth a Thousand Words	Provide the enemy with a freezecam of your 21 gun salute.

Steam Achievements - Demo Update

Unlockable	How to Unlock
Beat Me Up, Scotty	Use a full charge critical swing with the Eyelander to kill 5 enemy players.
Blind Fire	Kill an Engineer building that you can't see with a direct hit from your Grenade Launcher.
Bloody Merry	Provide an enemy player with a freeze cam of your smiling face.
Brainspotting	Decapitate 50 enemy players.
Bravehurt	Kill 200 players defending a capture point or cart.
Caber Toss	Bounce an enemy into the air and kill them before they land.
Cry Some Moor!	Destroy 50 buildings.
Double Mauled Scotch	Kill 2 people in a single sticky jump.
Glasg0wned	Kill 25 Scouts and Pyros with the Grenade Launcher.
He Who Celt It	Use the Sticky Launcher to kill an enemy player via environmental damage.
Highland Fling	Sticky jump a really long way...
Kilt in Action	Kill 500 enemy Soldiers.
Laddy Macdeth	Kill 50 enemies with direct hits from the Grenade Launcher.
Left 4 Heads	Decapitate 4 players with only 10 seconds between each kill.
Loch Ness Bombster	Kill an enemy player with sticky bombs within 5 seconds of them teleporting.
Pipebagger	Kill at least three players with a single detonation of sticky bombs.
Robbed Royal	Destroy 100 sticky bombs with the Scottish Resistance.
Scotch Guard	Kill 3 enemies capping or pushing a cart in a single Stickybomb detonation 3 separate times.
Scotch Tap	Glory in the slaughter of your enemies using the Eyelander.
Second Eye	Provide an enemy player with a freeze cam of you shaking your rump.
Shorn Connery	Decapitate a cloaked Spy.
Slammy Slayvis Woundya	Decapitate an enemy Soldier who is brandishing the Equalizer.
Something Stickied This Way Comes	Kill 30 players with air burst sticky bombs.
Spynal Tap	Kill 20 spies within 5 seconds of them sapping a friendly building.
Sticky Thump	Using the Scottish Resistance, kill 3 players in separate explosions without placing new sticky bombs.
Tam O'Shatter	Destroy 5 enemy Engineer buildings during a single ÜberCharge from a Medic.
Tartan Spartan	Do 1 million points of total blast damage.
The Argyle Sap	Blow up an Engineer, his sentry gun, and his dispenser with a single Sticky bomb detonation.
The High Road	Sticky jump onto a cap point and capture it.
The Scottish Play	Get a melee kill while sticky jumping.
The Stickening	Kill 5 Heavies from full health with a single sticky bomb detonation.
The Targe Charge	Charge and kill someone with your shield bash.
There Can Be Only One	Decapitate your nemesis.
Three Times a Laddy	Dominate three Engineers.
Well Plaid!	Kill 10 enemies while assisting or being assisted by another Demoman.

Halloween Achievements

Unlockable	How to Unlock
Attack o’ Lantern	Cause the deaths of 5 players by exploding nearby pumpkin bombs.
Candy Coroner	Collect 20 Halloween pumpkins from dead players to unlock a hat.
Costume Contest	Kill a spy disguised as your current class.
Ghastly Gibus Grab	Dominate a player wearing the Ghastly Gibus to earn your own.
Scared Stiff	Kill a player scared by the ghost haunting KOTH Harvest.

Steam Achievements - General

Unlockable	How to Unlock
Dynasty	Win 20 games.
Flamethrower	Set five enemies on fire in 30 seconds.
Grey Matter	Get 25 headshots as a Sniper.
Hard to Kill	Get five kills in a row without dying.
Hardcore	Accumulate 1000 total kills.
Head of the Class	Play a complete round with every class.
Impenetrable Defense	Successfully defend Dustbowl without giving up a capture.
Impossible Defense	Successfully defend Gravel Pit without giving up a capture.
Lightning Offense	Win Well in 5 minutes or less.
Master of Disguise	Trick an opposing medic into healing you.
Nemesis	Get five revenge kills.
Powerhouse Offense	Win 2Fort with a shutout.
Relentless Offense	Win Hydro without giving up a capture.
Sentry Gunner	Accumulate 10 sentry gun kills with a single turret.
Team Doctor	Accumulate 25000 heal points as a Medic.
With Friends Like these...	Play in a game with 7 or more players from your friends list.
World Traveler	Play a complete game on 2Fort, Dustbowl, Granary, Gravel Pit, Hydro, and Well (CP).

Steam Achievements - Medic

Unlockable	How to Unlock
Autoclave	Assist in burning 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Pyro.
Autopsy Report	Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you taunting above their ragdoll.
Bedside Manner	Be healing a teammate as he achieves an achievement of his own.
Big Pharma	Assist a Heavy in killing 20 enemies, where neither of you die.
Blast Assist	Assist in exploding 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Soldier.
Blunt Trauma	Assist in punching 2 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Heavy.
Chief of Staff	Accumulate 1 million total heal points.
Consultation	Assist a fellow Medic in killing 5 enemies in a single life.
Doctor Assisted Homicide	Assist in killing 20 nemeses.
Does It Hurt When I Do This?	Kill 50 Scouts with your syringe gun.
Double Blind Trial	Deploy an ÜberCharge within 8 seconds of a nearby enemy Medic deploying his.
Family Practice	ÜberCharge ten of your Steam Community Friends.
First Do No Harm	Play a full round without killing any enemies, and score the highest on a team of 6 or more players.
FYI I am A Medic	Use your bonesaw to kill 5 Spies who have been calling for 'Medic!'.
Grand Rounds	Heal 200 teammates after they've called for 'Medic!'.
Group Health	Work with 2 other Medics to deploy 3 simultaneous ÜberCharges.
House Call	Join a game that one of your friends is in and then deploy an ÜberCharge on him.
Hypocritical Oath	Kill an enemy Spy that you have been healing.
Infernal Medicine	Extinguish 100 burning teammates.
Intern	Accumulate 7000 heal points in a single life.
Medic Milestone 1	Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Medic pack.
Medic Milestone 2	Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Medic pack.
Medic Milestone 3	Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Medic pack.
Medical Breakthrough	Assist in destroying 5 enemy Engineer buildings with a single ÜberCharge on a Demoman.
Medical Intervention	Save a falling teammate from dying on impact.
Midwife Crisis	Heal an Engineer as he repairs his Sentrygun while it's under enemy fire.
Peer Review	Kill 50 Medics with your bone saw.
Placebo Effect	Kill 5 enemies in a single life, while having your ÜberCharge ready, but undeployed.
Play Doctor	In a team with no Medics, be the first person to switch to Medic after a teammate calls for 'Medic!', and then heal 500 health.
Preventive Medicine	Block the enemy from capturing a control point with an ÜberCharged teammate.
Quadruple Bypass	Heal a teammate who's taking fire from 4 enemies at once.
Sawbones	Hit enemies with your bonesaw 5 times in a row without dying or missing.
Second Opinion	ÜberCharge 2 teammates at once.
Specialist	Accumulate 10000 heal points health in a single life.
Surgical Prep	Have an ÜberCharge ready before the Setup phase ends.
Trauma Queen	Deploy 3 ÜberCharges in less than 5 minutes, and assist in 5 kills during that time.
Triage	Deploy an ÜberCharge on a teammate less than a second before they're hit by a critical explosive.
Ubi concordia, ibi victoria	Assist in killing 5 enemies on an enemy control point, in a single life.
You'll Feel a Little Prick	Assist in killing 3 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Scout.

Steam Achievements - Heavy Update

Unlockable	How to Unlock
0wn the Means of Production	Remove 20 stickybombs by killing the Demomen who produced them.
Borsht Belt	Kill 10 Heavies with The K.G.B
Class Struggle	Work with a friendly Medic to kill an enemy Heavy & Medic pair.
Communist Mani-Fisto	Kill an enemy with a critical punch.
Crime and Punishment	Kill 10 enemies carrying your intelligence.
Crock Block	Survive a direct hit from a critical rocket.
Division of Labor	Kill 20 enemies with a Medic assisting you, where neither of you die.
Don't Touch Sandvich	Kill 50 Scouts using Natascha.
Factory Worker	Kill 20 enemies while being recharged by a dispenser.
Five Second Plan	Kill an enemy in the first 5 seconds after you exit a teleporter.
Gorky Parked	Kill 25 enemies while you're standing on a control point you own.
Heavy Industry	Fire $200,000 worth of minigun rounds in a single life.
Heavy Milestone 1	Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Heavy Pack
Heavy Milestone 2	Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Heavy Pack
Heavy Milestone 3	Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Heavy Pack
Icing on the Cake	Get 20 kills on players that you're dominating.
Iron Kurtain	Take 1000 points of damage in a single life.
Kollectivization	Get 1000 assists.
Konspicuous Konsumption	Eat 100 sandviches.
Krazy Ivan	Kill 100 enemies while both you and your victim are underwater.
Lenin a Hand	Help 5 teammates get revenge on their nemeses.
Marxman	Kill 10 enemies in mid-air with the minigun.
Party Loyalty	Kill 50 enemies within 3 seconds of them attacking your medic.
Permanent Revolution	Kill 5 enemies without spinning down your gun.
Photostroika	Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you taunting while invulnerable.
Purge	Kill 15 enemies capturing a control point you own.
Pushkin the Kart	Get 50 caps on payload maps.
Rasputin	In a single life, get shot, burned, bludgeoned, and receive explosive damage.
Rationing	Kill an enemy with your shotgun while you're out of minigun ammo.
Red Oktoberfest	Earn a domination for a Medic who;s healing you.
Redistribution of Health	Heal 1000 damage with med-kits in a single life.
Show Trial	Kill an enemy with a taunt.
Soviet Block	While invulnerable and on defense, block an invulnerable enemy Heavy's movement.
Soviet Union	Get 25 enemy kills where you either assist or are assisted by another Heavy.
Spyalectical Materialism	Kill or assist in killing 10 cloaked Spies.
Stalin the Kart	Block the enemy from moving the payload cart 25 times.
Supreme Soviet	Get UberCharged 50 times.
Vanguard Party	Be the first on your team to start capturing a control point in a round.

Steam Achievements - Pyro

Unlockable	How to Unlock
Arsonist:	Destroy 50 Engineer buildings.
Attention Getter:	Ignite 100 enemies with the flare gun.
Baptism by Fire:	Force 10 burning enemies to jump into water.
BarbeQueQ:	Cause a dominated player to leave the server.
Burn Ward:	Ignite 3 medics that are ready to deploy an Uber-charge.
Camp Fire:	Kill 3 enemies in a row, all within the same area.
Clearcutter:	Kill 6 people with your axe in one life.
Combined Fire:	Use your shotgun to finish off 20 players you've ignited.
Controlled Burn:	Ignite 50 enemies capturing one of your control points.
Cooking the Books:	Ignite 5 enemies carrying your intelligence.
Dance Dance Immolation:	Kill 3 enemies while they're taunting.
Dead Heat:	Kill an enemy in the same second that he kills you.
Fire and Forget:	Kill 15 players while you're dead.
Fire Chief:	Kill 1000 enemies
Firefighter:	Kill 500 enemies.
Firewall:	Ignite 5 Spies who have a sapper on a friendly building.
Firewatch:	Ignite 10 snipers while they are zoomed in.
Freezer Burn:	Provide enemies with freezecam shots of each of your taunts.
Got A Light?:	Ignite an enemy Spy while he's flicking a cigarette.
Hot on Your Heels:	Kill 50 enemies with your flamethrower, from behind.
Hot Potato:	Reflect 100 projectiles with your compressed air blast.
Hotshot:	Kill a Soldier with a reflected critical rocket.
I Fry:	Ignite 10 disguised Spies.
Lumberjack:	Kill 3 people with your axe in one life.
Makin' Bacon:	Kill 50 Heavies with your flamethrower.
Next of Kindling:	Ignite an enemy, and the Medic healing him.
OMGWTFBBQ:	Kill an enemy with a taunt.
Pilot Light:	Ignite a rocket-jumping Soldier while he's in midair.
Plan B:	Kill 10 enemies while you're both underwater.
Pyromancer:	Do 1 million points of total fire damage.
Pyrotechnics:	Kill 3 enemies in a single uber-charge.
Second Degree Burn:	Kill a burning enemy who was ignited by another Pyro.
Spontaneous Combustion:	Ignite 10 cloaked Spies.
Trailblazer:	Ignite 10 enemies that have recently used a teleporter.
Weenie Roast:	Have 2 enemy Scouts on fire at the same time.

Steam Achievements - Scout

Unlockable	How to Unlock
A Year to Remember	Get 2004 lifetime kills.
Artful Dodger	Dodge 1000 damage in a single life using your Bonk! Atomic Punch.
Batter Up	Perform 1000 double jumps.
Batting the Doctor	Kill a Medic that is ready to deploy an ÜberCharge.
Beanball	Stun a scout with their own ball.
Belittled Beleaguer	Kill an opposing player that has your intelligence while holding theirs.
Block the Plate	Block 50 point captures.
Brushback	Stun 50 enemies while they are capturing a point or pushing the cart.
Caught Napping	Kill 50 enemies from behind with the Force-A-Nature.
Closer	Destroy 3 teleporter entrances.
Doctoring the Ball	Kill 3 enemies while under the effects of a Medic's ÜberCharge.
Dodgers 1, Giants 0	Kill an enemy Heavy and take his Sandvich.
Fall Classic	Cause an environmental death or suicide using the Force-A-Nature's knockback.
First Blood	Get the first kill in an Arena match.
First Blood, Part 2	Kill 5 enemies with the First Blood crit buff.
Foul Territory	Cause an environmental death by stunning an enemy.
Gun Down	Destroy an active sentry gun using your pistol.
I'm Bat Man	Survive 500 damage in one life.
If You Build It	Destroy 3 enemy buildings while they are still under construction.
Moon Shot	Stun an enemy for the maximum possible duration by hitting them with a long-range ball.
No Hitter	Steal and then capture the enemy intelligence without firing a shot.
Out of the Park	Bat an enemy 25 meters.
Pop Fly	Kill 20 players while double-jumping.
Quick Hook	Kill a player in Well before the round starts.
Race for the Pennant	Run 25 kilometers.
Retire the Runner	Kill a Scout while they are snared by the post-dodge slowdown effect.
Round Tripper	Capture the enemy intelligence 25 times.
Set the Table	Initiate 10 point captures that ultimately succeed.
Side Retired	Capture the last point in a CP map.
Stealing Home	Start capping a capture point within a second of it becoming available.
Strike Zone	Kill 50 enemies while they are stunned.
The Big Hurt	Stun 25 ÜberCharged enemies.
The Cycle	In a single life, kill an enemy while you are on the ground, in the air, and in the water.
Triple Play	Capture three capture points in a row in one life.
Triple Steal	Capture the enemy intelligence 3 times in a single CTF round.