| Armchair General (Bronze) | Won a Stage Battle by yourself against the AI without attacking |
| Beast Master (Bronze) | Rode every animal in the world |
| Boar Bather (Silver) | Rode a Razorfire Boar into the Sea of Black Tears and live to tell the tale. |
| Chicks n’ Booze n’ Stuff (Bronze) | Completed ‘Sanctuary of Sin’ |
| Coolest Thing Ever (Bronze) | Jumped over a Hextadon in the Deuce |
| Cönquerer (Gold) | Won 50 ranked multiplayer matches |
| Death From Above (Bronze) | Killed 20 enemies with one Bleeding Death |
| Dollpocalypse (Bronze) | Hit 6 enemies with the explosion from a Brood’s Double Team |
| Euthanasia (Bronze) | Hit 15 enemies with one Agony Ball using the Pain Lifter’s Double Team |
| Favored (Silver) | Acquired 3,000 Fire Tributes |
| Fistfull of Fog (Bronze) | Completed ‘Dry Ice, Wet Graves’ |
| Flowerslave (Bronze) | Summoned all Motor Forges |
| French Kiss Instructor (Bronze) | Completed ‘Pilgrimage of Screams’ |
| Got a Car and a Date (Bronze) | Completed ‘Welcome to the Age of Metal’ |
| Groupie (Silver) | Completed Campaign mode on Easy |
| Hair Remover (Bronze) | Completed ‘Battle for Bladehenge’ |
| Iron Fist (Bronze) | Won an AI Stage Battle – Brütal difficulty |
| I’ve never touched an axe before (Silver) | Personally smote 300 enemies – any mode |
| Legend (Silver) | Completed Campaign mode on Brutal |
| Loyal Customer (Silver) | Purchased all upgrades in the Motor Forge |
| Master of the Blood (Bronze) | Double Teamed with every Tainted Coil unit |
| Master of the Flame (Bronze) | Double Teamed with every Ironheade unit |
| Master of the Tear (Bronze) | Double Teamed with every Drowning Doom unit |
| Metal God (Gold) | Achieved 100% completion on the stats screen |
| No More Tears (Bronze) | Completed ‘Sea of Black Tears’ |
| Now You Must Tell the Tale (Bronze) | Viewed all Legends |
| One Hit Wonder (Bronze) | Purchased 1 upgrade in the Motor Forge |
| Overkill (Bronze) | Completed all hunting secondary missions |
| Painkiller (Bronze) | Killed 25 enemies with the grinder of one Rock Crusher |
| Practice Bloody Practice (Bronze) | Won an AI Stage Battle – any difficulty |
| Protector (Bronze) | Completed 20 ambush, outpost defense, or mortar secondary missions |
| Quill Tosser (Bronze) | Killed a Tollusk using only Ground Urchins |
| Ran to the Hills (Bronze) | Completed ‘It’s Raining Death’ |
| Ringleader (Bronze) | Trapped 15 enemies in one ring of fire with the Fire Baron’s Double Team |
| Roadie (Silver) | Completed Campaign mode on Normal |
| Rock God (Platinum) | Got all PS3 trophies |
| Sellout (Silver) | Spent 250,000 fans – any mode |
| Serpent Samaritan (Bronze) | Freed 40 Bound Serpents |
| Serpent Savior (Silver) | Freed all 120 Bound Serpents |
| Serpent Spanker (Bronze) | Freed 80 Bound Serpents |
| Silence, groundwalker! (Bronze) | Gained 5 or more seconds of hang time in a single jump – any mode |
| Six Degree of Schafer (Bronze) | Played with or against another player who has this Achievement |
| Some Demon Flesh on your Bumper (Bronze) | Slayed 150 enemies with the Deuce – any mode |
| Squeal Like a Chicken (Bronze) | Completed all racing secondary missions |
| Start a Revolution (Bronze) | Completed ‘Exploited in the Bowels of Hell’ |
| Subjügator (Silver) | Won 10 ranked multiplayer matches |
| Thick as a Baby’s Arm (Bronze) | Completed ‘Lair of the Metal Queen’ |
| Tourist (Bronze) | Viewed all vistas |
| Victör (Bronze) | Won a ranked multiplayer match |
| Virtuoso (Bronze) | Learned all guitar solos |
| Voices From Beyond (Bronze) | Unlocked all songs in the Mouth of Metal |
