| 1-800-CAKE (Bronze) | Kill 2253 players online with at least 50 kills using each class |
| Cake or Death (Bronze) | Win 100 online games |
| Chubby Chaser (Bronze) | Protect and escort the Princess 20 tims in online games |
| Don't Make Me Slap You! (Bronze) | Slap 20 objects out of enemy's hands in online games |
| Father McHealy (Bronze) | Heal teammates for a total of 500 hearts in online games |
| Fed Zeppelin (Bronze) | Rescue the Princess by using the enemy's Catapult in an online game |
| Gluteus Maximus (Bronze) | Defeat all Gladiate arenas |
| Got wood? (Bronze) | Deliver 15 resources of wood or metal to the team's stockpile in online games |
| Half the Calories Eat Twice as Much (Bronze) | Feed the Princess 1500 calories of food in a single online game |
| I need a hammer... (Bronze) | Build 30 Castle upgrades or Siege Weapons in online games |
| Little Pecker (Bronze) | Kill an enemy as a chicken in an online game |
| Oh, It's On! (Bronze) | Kill 10 enemies with any combination of classes in online games |
| Operation Eagledrop (Bronze) | Fly 2000 meters in online games |
| Ring Sting (Bronze) | Heal, Burn, Curse and Freeze 6 characters at the same time in a single online game |
| Shish Kebab (Bronze) | Kill 50 enemies using the Fire Torch upgrade in online games |
| The cake is not a lie! (Bronze) | Complete The Legend of the Fat Princess |
| The Dark Side (Bronze) | Kill 200 enemies by only using Dark Magic in online games |
| This is Caketown! (Bronze) | Block 100 projectiles with your shield in online games |
| Thuggee (Bronze) | Kill 88 enemies in a single online game without dying |
| Who's Your Daddy? (Bronze) | Kill 6 enemies within 1 second in an online game |
| You're Not Cooking... (Bronze) | Kill 100 enemies with Fire magic in online games |
