| A-Lister (20) | Complete all story missions in Sunnywood. |
| Apocalypse Right Now (90) | Complete all Missions, Odd Jobs, Challenges, and unlock all Landing Zones. |
| Arc de Umph (10) | Belleville - Throw a human above the Arc. |
| Barge Boomer (10) | Belleville - Destroy the barges. |
| Belleville Beneficiary (20) | Find all the Furon Nails in Belleville. |
| Big Fromage (30) | Complete all story missions in Belleville. |
| Biochemist (25) | Collect 1000000 Furon DNA. |
| Biologist (20) | Collect 10000 Furon DNA. |
| Brain Surgeon (30) | Collect 5000000 Furon DNA. |
| Carnie (20) | Beat the Furon Librarian's high score in all of the Humania Games. |
| Crypto Sutra (90) | Complete all Paths of Enlightenment. |
| DAHM Master (25) | Find all 8 DAHMs. |
| Definitely Not in Kansas (10) | Shen Long - Unleash the Tornadotron to throw tons of shipyard crates in the air. |
| Destroy All Humans! (20) | Destroy 1,979 Humans. |
| Donut Holed (10) | Sunnywood - Throw a civilian through the donut hole. |
| Fist Master (20) | Use the Temporal Fist 75 times. |
| Fist of Furon (20) | Destroy 15 Triads in Shen Long. |
| Flyswatter (20) | Take down 100 airborne enemies with the Seeker Drones. |
| Furoball Dribbler (20) | Bounce 100 humans with the Superballer. |
| Furon Commander (35) | Complete all story missions on the 4th Ring of Furon. |
| Furon Factfinder (20) | Find all the Lava Lamps on the 4th Ring of Furon. |
| Furon in the Sky (20) | Liquify 100 buildings with the Death Ray. |
| Globeclotter (10) | Sunnywood - Destroy several humans within 3 seconds with the globe. |
| High Roller (20) | Complete all story missions in Las Paradiso. |
| Horticulturist (20) | Feed 100 humans to the Venus Human Trap. |
| Massive Damage (20) | Trash 500 vehicles. |
| Monkish Bowling (10) | Shen Long - Use the bowling ball to bowl over at least 3 monks with a single throw. |
| Paradiso Pursuer (20) | Find all the Furon Crash Test Dummies in Las Paradiso. |
| Pox's Apprentice (20) | Complete half of the Odd Jobs in the game. |
| Pro-Pain (10) | Las Paradiso - Shoot a Propane tank cluster to blow up a building. |
| Proctologist (20) | Probe 100 humans with the Anal Probe. |
| Red Scare (35) | Destroy 25 Red Nexosporidium Warriors on the 4th Ring of Furon. |
| Sacred Son of Arkvoodle (30) | Activate all of the landing zones in every invasion site. |
| Shen Long Scout (20) | Find all of Pox's Record Collection in Shen Long. |
| Shock Trooper (20) | Shock 100 humans with the Zap-O-Matic. |
| Sleeps with the Fishes (20) | Destroy 15 Mobsters in Las Paradiso. |
| Sunnywood Seeker (20) | Find all the Furon Emperor Statues in Sunnywood |
| The 'Wood (10) | Sunnywood - Destroy "SUNNY" on the Sunnywood sign . |
| The Emperor's Agent (40) | Complete all odd jobs in the game. |
| The Francodyne Connection (25) | Destroy 15 Francodyne Guards. |
| THQ 1138 (20) | Destroy 15 Lunarian Thugs in Sunnywood. |
| Zen Master (25) | Complete all story missions in Shen Long. |
